You can now get a full time job masturbating – interested?
By Joshua Haigh

If you’re bored of your job, we’ve found the perfect opportunity for you.
A new role, being advertised with a respectable salary of £28,000, gives one lucky employee the chance to test new and exciting sex toys coming onto the market.
LoveWoo’s eventual hire will be required to test “a variety” of sex toys and other products that they will get to keep, and then produce video reviews for customers to watch online.
The role would require someone to work from home two days a week, and then spend three days a week in their offices in London.
“Have you ever dreamed of getting paid for testing sex toys?
“Our diverse product range comprises sex toys, games, and much more, and you will be responsible for reviewing products assigned to you with honesty and care.”
The company states that their ideal candidate is enthusiastic and hard working, open minded with a good sense of humour and someone who “thinks like a customer”.
A company spokesperson told the BBC: “Sex toys range from simple to risqué, and as a responsible provider of a huge catalogue of sex toys, [we] feel it necessary to both have and share a good understanding of all products, and be able to inform the public about all perks and pitfalls.
“Giving sound information and advice is truly important to us, and we want to be a platform that gives factual, honest and clear advice.”