Gay rapper Cazwell unveils the cake-filled video for ‘Cakes’ (NSFW)
We need a lie down.
By Will Stroude

Cazwell is no stranger to a sexually explicit track or two, but the US rapper’s video for new single ‘Cakes’ might just take the biscuit.
The 39-year-old New Yorker, real name Luke Caswell, unveiled the track’s bun-filled visual on Monday (July 9), ending speculation as to the source of the globe’s ongoing mankini shortage in the process.
The sheer amount of manflesh on display throughout ‘Cakes’ makes Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda’ video look like an after-school special organised by a bunch of nuns, and the track’s lyrics are just as likely to leave you blushing.
Choice phrases include: “You got cakes / I got icing / Flip it over / Let me see that nice thing / Imma put a candle in it / Blow it out nicely” as well as the somewhat more direct “You can sit on my face”.
Cazwell, who released joint EP Blend with RuPaul’s Drag Race star Peppermint, earlier this year, saw his debut single ‘All Over Your Face’ banned by LGBT network Logo in 2006 over its sexually explicit content.
We can’t imagine the video for ‘Cakes’ will be getting beamed into living rooms across the UK on Viva anytime soon – but it’s certainly something that should be experienc (preferably in the privacy of your own home).
See my CAKES video yet??? https://t.co/EW1L4DhDVu pic.twitter.com/g3jH1jj6Qm
— CAZWELL (@CAZWELLnyc) July 10, 2018
Check out the video for Cazwell’s ‘Cakes’ below: