‘Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’ creator Rachel Bloom offers to fund Dumbledore and Grindelwald porno
“I don’t want people to masturbate TO it. I want people to masturbate WITH it."
By Steve Brown
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend creator Rachel Bloom wants to fund a porno about Dumbledore and Grindelwald.
After Harry Potter author, JK Rowling, revealed that the two wizards had an ‘intense sexual relationship’ last week, fans are begging to see their relationship on the big screen in the upcoming Fantastic Beasts movies.
However, judging by the looks of things, it appears their relationship will be nothing more than glimpses in mirrors and short, flashback memories – something none of us want.
The second Fantastic Beasts movie disappointed fans when it was only hinted that the two wizards were in love with each other despite Dumbledore’s sexuality being known since the days of Harry Potter.
But now, Rachel Bloom – the star and creator behind the hit Crazy Ex-Girlfriend – has volunteered to fund a ‘pornographic film’ based around their ‘intense’ relationship.
Writing on Twitter, she joked: “I will fully fund this pornographic film lmk.
“Pitch: yes it should be hardcore but with an Oscar-worthy screenplay.
I will fully fund this pornographic film lmk https://t.co/aDujbke7iZ
— Rachel Bloom (@Racheldoesstuff) March 17, 2019
“Also, it’s canon that McGonagall loved a Muggle. If that isn’t a b-story then I QUIT the porn screenwriting business.
“I don’t want people to masturbate TO it. I want people to masturbate WITH it.
“Whoa did a live show and just found out these tweets were big is that true or am I just wasted”
We would totally pay to see it. But would Jude Law and Johnny Depp be reprising their roles?