Jogger’s ‘penis-shaped’ running routes win her fans online
While many of us would agree that running is a fairly dull business – pipe down Ellie Goulding – one savvy American has found a way to perk up her runs: by planning her jogging routes to make them penis-shaped.
Claire Wyckoff from San Francisco uses the Nike+ app to track her phallic runs and then uploads the finished route on her Tumblr afterwards for everyone to enjoy.
The routes started off fairly straightforward, but recent efforts have even managed to depict pubic hair – and one run definitely got a little too exciting.
Check out her impressive efforts below.
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