What is it about Britney’s new album, Glory, that causes otherwise clothed men to suddenly begin lipsyncing with no clothes on, even during the most mundane of activities? Whether it’s dancing to Make Me (Ooh) shirtless in a gym changing room, or ironing in the buff to Do You Wanna Come Over? Men across the world are finding themselves naked and writhing as soon as a Glory track on. Is it subliminal messaging? Is it mind control? Is it sheer, unadulterated thirst?

Whatever it is, rest assured, Attitude will get to the bottom of this mysterious phenomenon. For the community.