Yep, Pokémon Go gay erotica is now a thing
By Will Stroude
It was probably a question of when, rather than if, but it seems as though someone has written a smutty novel about the gaming craze currently sweeping the globe, Pokémon Go.
The book, called Pokebutt Go, Pounded By ‘Em All is written by Chuck Tingle, the anonymous writer behind such titles as Space Raptor: Butt Invasion, Glazed By The Gay Living Donuts and Brexit erotica Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union.
It has been released on Amazon, with the following description: “Torbit is worried. After witnessing a slew of dazed roaming men and women buried in their phones, he’s beginning to think that this might be the start of a terrifying zombie film.
“Curious to see what all of the fuss is about, Torbit plugs in and sets out to capture a nearby Pokebutt within his own balls, but when he arrives at the location of this rare beast, Torbit suddenly realises that he might have bitten off more than he can chew.”
When Torbit confronts “a handsome yellow big foot named Peebaroo”, he realises that the only way to capture the “majestic creature, is within the depths of his own butt.”
Yep, we have no idea either…
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