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Watch | Top tips for making your package look bigger

2016-06-22
Men's style consultant and YouTuber Alpha M., real name Aaron Marino, has released a new video detailing how to make your bulge look bigger. That's right. While some men are naturally blessed, others might want to give their downstairs a helping hand. Marino says he's insecure hmself, and in his new video, he reveals tips to help men "look bigger". First, Marino says that "number one is manscape, manscape, manscape." "If you have a massive bush, everything's going to look smaller. Let the tiger out of the jungle and it will look bigger." His second tip is to "choose your underwear wisely" when it comes to both colour and type, be it boxers, briefs or trunks. Marino says that the style and colour affects the size of your bulge, with lighter colours making bulges look bigger and dark colours diminishing the size. He also advises a bit of carefully positioning, telling viewers to "Tuck your penis straight down, take your hand out of your pants, grab it, adjust and pull it up and out" to make your bulge bigger. Anyone fancy providing some feedback? More stories: Making history: Prince William appears on the cover of Attitude Liam Gallagher slammed for homophobic tweet just days after Orlando shooting