Well somebody's been reading our fan fiction.
The canny team at Funny or Die have edited together footage from the respective 007
and Bourne Identity
franchises to create a trailer for a fictional film pairing the two super-spies up together.
And we do mean pairing up - the resulting trailer is full of lingering looks, romantic music, shirtless shots, and breathy, meaningful dialogue. Basically, it's 50 Shades of Grey
reimagined with Daniel Craig and Matt Damon and we are HERE FOR IT. Take a look:
We'll happily kick in a tenner if anyone wants to set up a Kickstarter to get this film made for realz.
In the meantime, you can read our review
of the (decidedly less homoerotic) new Bond film Spectre
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