So, we were reading Playboy magazine...well, we weren't, but we were told in said magazine, a writer for Action comics has been talking about how Batman is a big bender. Sort of.Grant Morrison said: 'I’m not using gay
in the pejorative sense, but Batman is very, very gay. There’s just no
denying it. Obviously as a fictional character he’s intended to be
heterosexual, but the basis of the whole concept is utterly gay.'
We think the concept of Batman being 'utterly gay' has always been highly likely, but was certainly nailed-on when George Clooney was doing that one where he ran around with Chris O'Donnell with their protruding rubber nipples sticking out. Just sayin'.